Can we see about getting that impostor nurse removed from her post? I want my job back!

Well, at least now we can have a school year that's nice and relaxing and free of people who want to destroy mankind and...

Uh-oh. I just jinxed it, didn't I...?

Kaiba-sama:

I'm glad to see that you are concerned enough about the welfare of the students to make a personal inspection of the island! If everyone did that, the world would be a much better place.

As long as you're here, can you fire that impostor who
dares to call herself the school nurse?

She is giving this whole school a bad name with her ignorance of basic medical procedures and habit of treating everything with drugs that should only be used in emergencies.

If this keeps up, I'm sure someone will be hurt by an overdose or contract an infection from unsterilized equipment!

And you wouldn't want that to happen in YOUR school, would you now?

So don't listen to anything that horrid woman has to say about me. I am the true nurse, and the only one who actually went to a proper university!

P.S. While you're at it, can you consider a rule against sky-diving onto school grounds? It seems to be the latest fad here.

You may have been wondering where I have been these past few weeks or so. I was taking a well-deserved vacation back home.

I needed it for my mental health. I swear, sometimes this place drives me CRAZY!

Yet somehow, I keep finding myself coming back...

Ahem. Now for some serious matters. That impostor is still in MY office, and doing MY job!

I'll have to talk to somebody about her...after I find where I put my purse.

( Private to Misawa )

((Yep, she's switched players yet again! Please excuse me if bits and pieces from my fanfics find their way into the RP. I'll try my best to keep them unimportant to the plot.))

Stop.

Stabbing.

Each.

Other.

PLEASE.

>_>;;

I'm running out of bandages AND painkillers!

I heard from Chronos that Saka-chan's missing.

...

WHAT.

Tell me it isn't true, tell me it isn't true! Honestly, I've been caring for her for so long, she's missing now? How many students have been missing so far?

I feel my parental concern kicking in.

*fret fret fret*

Oh, and can anybody contact Resa-chan for me? It seems like the new shipments of her medicine arrived.

I would appreciate it if none of you get extremely deep wounds anytime during this month due to the fact there is currently a shortage of bandages and apparently the next supply of medicine and fitness supplies is delayed. By a month.

...which means if you get a three inch lesion, there is no way for me to help you. I'm sorry.

Unless you're girlfriend/boyfriend would like to rip of their shirts and let me use that as makeshift bandages.

...well, Momoe is finally back...though albeit hysterical. Thank you, Junko for bringing her back. We were all worried.

[Screened from Momoe and Junko]

I think she's still in shock, blabbering away about some student named Saiou raped her...or was that Joudan? I'm not quite sure what who she said it to be -- she was blubbering so loudly we had to inject morphine into her veins to calm her down.

So. How am I supposed to get my dorm back to the way it was before?

I understand you girls have suddenly become very favorable to the color white, but don’t you think you should worry more about your work than your fashion?